Posted by: pahsta on: November 26, 2008
If Fitz and Sahrah can sleep ass to ass wihout bloodshed, I have faith that the rest of us can figure out how to do it, too. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
Posted by: pahsta on: November 18, 2008
One of my favorite specialty beers is the Drunken Monkey from the Heartland Brewery. It’s a wheat beer + banana liqueur. Sadly, if I spent all my time at the Heartland, I would be forced to live next to Scratchy, the homeless guy who masturbates in front of the Oxford library. So Devon re-created it [...]
Posted by: pahsta on: November 11, 2008
I’m having lots of fun with the new soap molds I bought online. I’ve also made soap in the shape of the Venus of Willendorf and pentacles. My next project will be Norse runes you can wash with.
Posted by: pahsta on: November 6, 2008
The World Championship Punkin Chunkin competition in Delaware was everything it promised to be. People fired pumpkins out of cannons and catapaults across a large field. One pumpkin shot straight backward into the parking lot, and a few broke world records. The event, which John called “a thinly veiled excuse to build siege weapons,” gave [...]
Posted by: pahsta on: November 5, 2008
Last night, I fell asleep in a better world than the one I’d woken up in.
Devon and I spent the evening at the Democratic election-watch party in the Sheraton in NYC, waiting for the moment we could celebrate Barack Obama’s victory. Despite the projected win, we were too familiar with dirty tricks to throw ourselves [...]
Posted by: pahsta on: November 4, 2008
The culinary highlight of the Resistor Halloween party was the dry ice Max brought to add to the alcohol. Nothing like getting drunk off of scotch fumes. Devon went as Indiana Jones, and I went as a treasure hunter — a costume that prompted a co-worker to ask, “What treasure are you hunting?”
Posted by: pahsta on: November 3, 2008
I accidentally added basil vodka to the smoothies this morning. It actually wasn’t bad, and I can totally pretend I meant to do it. And it was healthy, because basil is an herb and herbs are healthy.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
